Officially unofficial planetary capitalism

Mine a planet. Build an army. Try not to get collected.

BallerBots is a comedic sci-fi management game about running a bargain-bin mining operation with unreliable robots, suspicious coworkers, and exactly zero healthy business decisions.

See the world Explore the bot builder
  • Remote managementCommand bots from a dead-end office
  • Factory chaosTurn scrap, stone, and minerals into momentum
  • Rogue oppositionOld mining bots still think you are loot
BallerBots planet scene

The pitch

A mining license, a lonely planet, and a company that definitely cannot afford this.

Welcome to McMinerals

In this galaxy, illegal mining is apparently worse than smuggling plasma rifles. So your financially unstable employer bought the rights to a forgotten planet and sent you in as the new Remote Planetary Bot Manager.

Your actual job: drop in, mine everything not nailed down, survive the bots left behind by the last company, and return to the office with enough profit to delay bankruptcy.

The loop

  1. Land on the planet and deploy your bots.
  2. Extract minerals, scavenge items, and expand production.
  3. Fight off abandoned bots still obeying their final order.
  4. Launch your haul off-world and bail out when things get ugly.
  5. Return to the office, upgrade the operation, and do it again.

The office

Your support team is motivated, sarcastic, and absolutely not helping.

The Boss portrait

The Boss

A smiling vortex of denial, caffeine, and budget panic. He promises premium tools, upbeat speeches, and only a tiny amount of disaster.

The Admin portrait

The Admin

Knows the whole system is held together with duct tape. Provides advice that ranges from helpful to aggressively pessimistic.

Desk Lady portrait

The Desk Lady

Handles minerals, coffee, and office gossip with equal suspicion. She wants every detail about what exploded and why you touched the glowing thing.

Build-a-Bot workshop

Assemble weird industrial lifeforms from parts, upgrades, and reckless optimism.

Every part changes the job

Start small, then unlock engines, reactors, extractors, containers, radars, uplinks, weapons, and specialized mobile variants. Ground plates hold the heavy stuff. Engines keep the fancy machines hovering. Everything else exists to make more minerals appear faster than your bots explode.

On-planet workforce

Workers, transports, tanks, factories, and other future HR violations.

BallerBots battle scene

Resource economy

Turn dirt, stone, coal, wood, and minerals into supply chains and bad ideas.

Collect, store, launch, repeat

Your bots mine resources, process items, craft ammo, and shuttle valuable cargo to safety through uplinks before hostile collectors reclaim the planet one laser beam at a time.

Ready to get licensed?

Build the weirdest mining empire in the galaxy.

BallerBots mixes automation, extraction, combat pressure, and office comedy into a game about surviving the planet long enough to make your next upgrade.

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